February 2012
mahou-shonen:
they should make a homosexual transgender bald emo disney princess
opaki:
fat n single ready 4 a pringle
keepingupwiththekardacheyennes:
what do you call gays that just bought a house?
homo-ners
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
frostitution:
*puts on PINK sweatshirt*
*puts on short shorts*
*puts on Ugg boots*
now the boys will realize im not like every other girl
justin bieber: *does anything*
every girl and gay guy in existence: OH MY GOD HES SO CUTE UGHHH I LOVE U JUSTIN BIEBER PLEASE BEAR MY CHILDREN HES MY BOYFRIEND NOW I DONT CARE WHAT U HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT SELENA
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Best picture goes to Instagram
fuck tonight fuck this jesus fucking christ
“Jason Derulo.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Honestly though, I don’t get why it’s such a bad thing for me to not like girls who have personality traits like: slut, annoying, tries to hard, unintelligent, etc etc the list goes on.
People shouldn’t enjoy being around bad people. If you’re a slut, you’re probably a bad person. If you’re unintelligent then you’re ignorant and who really wants to be...
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
